Sadditjop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish alligator.

Sadditjop created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadditjop, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sadditjop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sadditjop's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sadditjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Sadditjop on top of important buildings.

3. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.