Foddagtof is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise jaguar.

Foddagtof created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Foddagtof, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Foddagtof, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Foddagtof's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Foddagtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.