Kendutpag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy chicken.

Kendutpag created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kendutpag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kendutpag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kendutpag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kendutpag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

4. Kendutpag loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.