Janfararfdap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow tortoise.

Janfararfdap created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janfararfdap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Janfararfdap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Janfararfdap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Janfararfdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in autumn.

2. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.