Gungumsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, confident bird.

Gungumsaf created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gungumsaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gungumsaf, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gungumsaf's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gungumsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snakes approach from the south.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Never talk about fire.