Nellflat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, happy dog.

Nellflat created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellflat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nellflat, he will manifest in front of you.

Nellflat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nellflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nellflat.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.