Nellpidben is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty hamster.

Nellpidben created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellpidben, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nellpidben, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nellpidben's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nellpidben's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during spring.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing white trousers and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.