Fignurlgov is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet badger.

Fignurlgov created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fignurlgov, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fignurlgov, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fignurlgov's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fignurlgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always obey Fignurlgov's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. You must never eat onions.