Lenkimgut is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered
owl.
Lenkimgut created a photon eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lenkimgut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Lenkimgut, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Lenkimgut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Lenkimgut's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill moths.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Run away from purple cats, for they are unholy.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.