Sogdidquim is a god.
He takes the form of a small, omnipotent
cow.
Sogdidquim created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sogdidquim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Sogdidquim, he will turn you into a mole.
Sogdidquim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Sogdidquim's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Sogdidquim loves mice, so they must be respected.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Put Sogdidquim first in all things.
5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Sogdidquim on top of important buildings.