Sogdidquim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omnipotent cow.

Sogdidquim created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogdidquim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sogdidquim, he will turn you into a mole.

Sogdidquim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sogdidquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Sogdidquim loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Put Sogdidquim first in all things.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Sogdidquim on top of important buildings.