Wegnillvol is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced wren.

Wegnillvol created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegnillvol, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegnillvol, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wegnillvol's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wegnillvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

4. Never feed strawberries to squirrels while wearing black scarves.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.