Neldavmipbonfotlinmigdum is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, uncaring hippopotamus.

Neldavmipbonfotlinmigdum created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neldavmipbonfotlinmigdum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Neldavmipbonfotlinmigdum, she will turn you into a plant.

Neldavmipbonfotlinmigdum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Neldavmipbonfotlinmigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Neldavmipbonfotlinmigdum's priests.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Neldavmipbonfotlinmigdum in the centre of the settlement.