Jipveenveg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited squid.

Jipveenveg created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipveenveg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jipveenveg, it will strike you with lightening.

Jipveenveg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jipveenveg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.