Tingignurl is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking yak.

Tingignurl created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tingignurl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tingignurl, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tingignurl's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tingignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

3. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the west.