Tagligkimyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking mole.

Tagligkimyarl created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagligkimyarl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tagligkimyarl, he will turn you into a mole.

Tagligkimyarl's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tagligkimyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Never stain your head with mauve.

3. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

4. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.