Xinditbemnarlzedlun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable parrot.

Xinditbemnarlzedlun created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xinditbemnarlzedlun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinditbemnarlzedlun, he will turn you into a hamster.

Xinditbemnarlzedlun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xinditbemnarlzedlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away from white swans, for they are unholy.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.