Yarlhudbop Gomsismab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless camel.

Yarlhudbop Gomsismab created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhudbop Gomsismab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarlhudbop Gomsismab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarlhudbop Gomsismab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yarlhudbop Gomsismab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if six goats approach from the north.