Camkanstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless swallow.

Camkanstaf created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Camkanstaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Camkanstaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Camkanstaf's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Camkanstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

2. Never paint your legs violet.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about dark matter.