Bomgadlig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered horse.

Bomgadlig created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgadlig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomgadlig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bomgadlig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bomgadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Never think about dark energy near geese while wearing violet hats and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomgadlig.

5. Put Bomgadlig first in all things.