Bifdimtetti is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent donkey.

Bifdimtetti created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifdimtetti, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bifdimtetti, it will be very unhappy.

Bifdimtetti's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bifdimtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing pink coats and balancing four aluminium spheres on your chest.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Bifdimtetti's name in vain.
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