Fumnelleg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful squid.

Fumnelleg created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Fumnelleg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fumnelleg, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fumnelleg's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fumnelleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Never mark doors with blue.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing indigo skirts and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.