Pomwitmutmidmut Gutgessquaf is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, humorless
dragonfly.
Pomwitmutmidmut Gutgessquaf created Africa four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pomwitmutmidmut Gutgessquaf, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Pomwitmutmidmut Gutgessquaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Pomwitmutmidmut Gutgessquaf's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Pomwitmutmidmut Gutgessquaf's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing orange jumpers and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.
4. Never think about dwarf planets.
5. Run away if three tapirs approach from the west.