Fosscapcan is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, pitiless
fairy.
Fosscapcan created time and space three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fosscapcan, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fosscapcan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Fosscapcan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Fosscapcan's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always help great tits.
5. Do not make images of living things.