Pogpakzakkanmadragduss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, flying dove.

Pogpakzakkanmadragduss created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogpakzakkanmadragduss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pogpakzakkanmadragduss, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pogpakzakkanmadragduss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pogpakzakkanmadragduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.