Bodbedcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciless jackal.

Bodbedcud created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Bodbedcud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodbedcud, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bodbedcud's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bodbedcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always store peas above ground.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodbedcud.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not travel during autumn.