Himcetcin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless bear.

Himcetcin created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Himcetcin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Himcetcin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Himcetcin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Himcetcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing gray coats and balancing seven carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.
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