Nakkabjan Gomrakbim is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, strong
donkey.
Nakkabjan Gomrakbim created humanity seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nakkabjan Gomrakbim, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nakkabjan Gomrakbim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Nakkabjan Gomrakbim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Nakkabjan Gomrakbim's Holy Commandments1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always help sick frogs.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never sing in the presence of swans.
5. Do not wear purple clothing.