Lanhogab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless naga.

Lanhogab created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Lanhogab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lanhogab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lanhogab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lanhogab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Lanhogab on top of all buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not gather at walls at dawn.