Carontyat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful beaver.

Carontyat created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carontyat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Carontyat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Carontyat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Carontyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to tortoises while wearing cyan shirts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide if six nematodes approach from the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.