Cussfarbep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy scorpion.

Cussfarbep created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfarbep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cussfarbep, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cussfarbep's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cussfarbep's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Do not prepare garlic while wearing shirts.

5. Never look at moons.