Niltarkanvogkoplist is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent dove.

Niltarkanvogkoplist created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Niltarkanvogkoplist, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Niltarkanvogkoplist, it will curse you with boils.

Niltarkanvogkoplist's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Niltarkanvogkoplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with indigo.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never record names.