Raksabbast Donhogweg Arfbosscat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast capybara.

Raksabbast Donhogweg Arfbosscat created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Raksabbast Donhogweg Arfbosscat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Raksabbast Donhogweg Arfbosscat, she will turn you into a tree.

Raksabbast Donhogweg Arfbosscat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Raksabbast Donhogweg Arfbosscat's Holy Commandments

1. Always store parsnips above ground.

2. You must love Raksabbast Donhogweg Arfbosscat.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.