Mingennart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical donkey.

Mingennart created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingennart, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mingennart, she will destroy your home planet.

Mingennart's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mingennart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always obey Mingennart's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Fast once a month.