Yattfarnfum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet manatee.

Yattfarnfum created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattfarnfum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yattfarnfum, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yattfarnfum's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yattfarnfum's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never hurt frogs.