Dintomgun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fussy skunk.

Dintomgun created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dintomgun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dintomgun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dintomgun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dintomgun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five voles approach from the south.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat grapes on holy days.

4. Never cross mountains at dusk.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.