Rantunnurlxen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome wasp.

Rantunnurlxen created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rantunnurlxen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rantunnurlxen, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rantunnurlxen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rantunnurlxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not run at crossroads.