Bimflantanlop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced frog.

Bimflantanlop created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimflantanlop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bimflantanlop, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bimflantanlop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bimflantanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bimflantanlop on top of all buildings.

5. Never allow goats to witness sacred rites.