Dudboddin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise frog.

Dudboddin created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dudboddin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudboddin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dudboddin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dudboddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Dudboddin on top of important buildings.

3. Hide from pink bats for they are unholy.

4. Dudboddin loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your face orange.