Fadquartfen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate weasel.

Fadquartfen created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadquartfen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fadquartfen, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fadquartfen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fadquartfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not chop down trees.