Vabpigxucsit Bamfab Queeggesswadstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless mongoose.

Vabpigxucsit Bamfab Queeggesswadstaf created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabpigxucsit Bamfab Queeggesswadstaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vabpigxucsit Bamfab Queeggesswadstaf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vabpigxucsit Bamfab Queeggesswadstaf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vabpigxucsit Bamfab Queeggesswadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.