Nutbognurman is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous elephant.

Nutbognurman created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Nutbognurman, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nutbognurman, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nutbognurman's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nutbognurman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Never talk about fire.