Dogbumrig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful hippopotamus.

Dogbumrig created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbumrig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dogbumrig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dogbumrig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dogbumrig's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never feed bananas to snakes while wearing gray coats.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Never feed lots of melons to nematodes while wearing turquoise hats.