Yimkonnart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage crane.

Yimkonnart created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimkonnart, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimkonnart, it will turn you into a duck.

Yimkonnart's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yimkonnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Never gather four moths near doors.

4. Do not prepare figs while wearing shirts.

5. Fast once a month.