Jighapcud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful chinchilla.

Jighapcud created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jighapcud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jighapcud, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jighapcud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jighapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing brown shirts.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bark.