Bungemomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever hedgehog.

Bungemomt created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungemomt, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bungemomt, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bungemomt's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bungemomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Bungemomt loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.