Fenyarfut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental giraffe.

Fenyarfut created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenyarfut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fenyarfut, she will strike you with lightening.

Fenyarfut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fenyarfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in summer.

2. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing brown trousers.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not wear corsets marked with turquoise.