Bigmanhat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic parrot.

Bigmanhat created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigmanhat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bigmanhat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bigmanhat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bigmanhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Never talk about gravity near sharks while wearing pink coats.

3. Always help mites.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never record names.