Venranban is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional seal.

Venranban created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venranban, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Venranban, it will turn you into a slug.

Venranban's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Venranban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never feed melons to bats while wearing blue trousers.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never jump in the presence of capybaras.