Sugfabzen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast newt.

Sugfabzen created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfabzen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sugfabzen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sugfabzen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sugfabzen's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugfabzen.

5. Always take life seriously.