Nuttfligtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical mongoose.

Nuttfligtarp created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfligtarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nuttfligtarp, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nuttfligtarp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nuttfligtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed turnips to swans while wearing violet shoes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.