Ranfasfagkarpit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident narwhal.

Ranfasfagkarpit created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Ranfasfagkarpit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ranfasfagkarpit, it will not care at all.

Ranfasfagkarpit's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ranfasfagkarpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near monkeys.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ranfasfagkarpit.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ranfasfagkarpit on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.