Mindussgud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, overgenerous butterfly.

Mindussgud created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mindussgud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mindussgud, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mindussgud's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mindussgud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mindussgud first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Hide if five otters approach from the east.

5. Never write about moons.