Pidyatsig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fussy alligator.

Pidyatsig created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidyatsig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pidyatsig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Pidyatsig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pidyatsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.