Fagditjam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing dog.

Fagditjam created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagditjam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fagditjam, she will manifest in front of you.

Fagditjam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fagditjam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fagditjam.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away from turquoise grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Fagditjam in the centre of the settlement.