Loopcidrill is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered whale.

Loopcidrill created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopcidrill, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Loopcidrill, it will destroy your favourite star.

Loopcidrill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Loopcidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never look at stars.