Jadhudtar is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, pitiless wolf.

Jadhudtar created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadhudtar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadhudtar, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jadhudtar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jadhudtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Worship no other gods but Jadhudtar.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sit near snails.