Litjamjon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud eagle.

Litjamjon created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litjamjon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litjamjon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Litjamjon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Litjamjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never paint your arms turquoise.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not stand on grass.