Cunquafvol is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage alligator.

Cunquafvol created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunquafvol, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cunquafvol, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cunquafvol's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cunquafvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not prepare nuts while filled with fear.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Always remove trousers before touching nickel.