Cissfossbest is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast ant.

Cissfossbest created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cissfossbest, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cissfossbest, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cissfossbest's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cissfossbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to seals while wearing white coats.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. You must love Cissfossbest.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.