Dobstragtabraw is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair fox.

Dobstragtabraw created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobstragtabraw, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dobstragtabraw, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dobstragtabraw's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dobstragtabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.