Ragkapgut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil dugong.

Ragkapgut created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragkapgut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ragkapgut, he will laugh at you.

Ragkapgut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ragkapgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

2. Never gather four turtles in one place.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Hide from purple squirrels for they are unholy.