Getdagcab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate sheep.

Getdagcab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getdagcab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Getdagcab, he will turn you into a duck.

Getdagcab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Getdagcab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five mites approach from the north.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not listen to music.