Betdidgad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident whale.

Betdidgad created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betdidgad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Betdidgad, it will not care at all.

Betdidgad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Betdidgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine tapirs in a large pit.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

4. Do not prepare apples while wearing rings.

5. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.