Arnvogmut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating mink.

Arnvogmut created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnvogmut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnvogmut, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Arnvogmut's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Arnvogmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. You must pray to Arnvogmut three times a day.