Rawkenwatpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, capable spider.

Rawkenwatpog created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rawkenwatpog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rawkenwatpog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rawkenwatpog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rawkenwatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Rawkenwatpog on top of important buildings.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.