Cusscumpang is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered shrew.

Cusscumpang created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscumpang, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cusscumpang, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cusscumpang's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cusscumpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck blue.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.