Citfatmap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet dragon.

Citfatmap created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citfatmap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citfatmap, he will strike you with lightening.

Citfatmap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Citfatmap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Citfatmap.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing brown ear rings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat peanuts.