Stipsatlarg Nakarnyatt Paddidnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful dragonfly.

Stipsatlarg Nakarnyatt Paddidnutt created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsatlarg Nakarnyatt Paddidnutt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stipsatlarg Nakarnyatt Paddidnutt, it will be very unhappy.

Stipsatlarg Nakarnyatt Paddidnutt's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Stipsatlarg Nakarnyatt Paddidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stipsatlarg Nakarnyatt Paddidnutt's name in vain.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Shun those given to greed.